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Prince Harry Mocked on Social Media Over His Book Spare

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Prince Harry Mocked on Social Media Over His Book Spare

With the release of his new memoir, Prince Harry may be losing his accumulated goodwill, but Spare demonstrates that this is the least of his concerns.

The new memoir by Prince Harry does not want to be an articulate, nuanced point about his fame in the age of a monarchy that may have outlived its usefulness. Instead, Prince Harry wants to repeatedly tell his story — in all its perplexing, rage-filled, and occasionally entirely TMI glory.

Unlike the Sussex’s exclusive Oprah special or Netflix’s recent six-episode limited documentary series, Spare cannot be accused of pulling any punches, as the memoir contains so many shocking revelations that it has become a viral meme on social media.

In Spare, Prince Harry is candid about a Nazi uniform he was encouraged to wear by his brother William, details about doing shrooms at Courtney Cox’s house and believing the trashcan was speaking to him and goes into detail about using his mother’s favorite moisturizer, on his frostbitten penis during William and Kate’s wedding.

Even the writing style goes out of its way to reinvent itself, ranging from an easygoing imitation of Harry’s natural, jock-like inflection to almost prosaic rapture over trivial as specific English hills to as corny as the first time he laid eyes on his eventual wife.

“I’d traveled the world from top to bottom. I’d hopped around the world. I’d met hundreds of thousands of people, a ludicrously large cross-section of the world’s seven billion inhabitants.

I’d been watching a conveyor belt of faces pass by for thirty-two years, and only a few had ever made me look twice.

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Prince Harry and Meghan

This woman stopped the conveyor belt. The conveyor belt was smashed to bits by this woman. I’d never seen anyone so lovely.” At this point, Prince Harry is probably thinking about Meghan wearing a Snapchat dog filter with its tongue out.

However, the book’s contradictory nature does not result from sharing too much information, choosing the wrong publisher, or even hiring the wrong ghostwriter.

Rather, the tell-all memoir reveals its contradiction on purpose, all to highlight the 38 years its narrator spent in that mindset.

Through Spare’s 400 pages (which you can feel each one pass), Prince Harry presents himself as a swirl of duties and intense emotions that never got to be a fully-articulated person in the first place. The roles thrust upon him divide the book.

In describing his time in the British Army, Prince Harry appears so unattached to his personhood that he “thanks” the Army for destroying it during training.

And the conflict is still present in his memories. He jokes about not caring about literature, but quotes from Faulkner and “Invictus” appear throughout the book.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Mocked

He is detailed and descriptive about the pain his father (Pa) and brother (Willy) cause him, but he saves the most venom for the British press, which haunts his story at every turn. Prince Harry despises being called names but seems to enjoy mocking specific journalists and palace staff members with rude British traits or animal names that play on their quirks.

Even when Harry is desperate to save his wife from the same fate as his mother, he cannot hide his genuine admiration and love for the monarchy that destroyed him.

Yes, the book intends to present a central narrative about transitioning from a life of death to freedom. But even Prince Harry still needs to arrive. Instead, it appears that the Prince has moved on to another role. Ex-Royal Father H. This one has more advantages.

Spare can feel like a punishment at times. In between over-the-top moments, Prince Harry delivers an internal monologue about his mother’s death. (Until 18, he believes his mother is not dead but is involved in an elaborate plot to avoid the press.)

Even in the book’s introduction, Prince Harry shares that, while the secrets are addressed to the world, they are a true outpouring for William and now-king Charles — as soon as they’re ready to get over themselves and listen.

“They weren’t in the right frame of mind to listen,” he writes in the introduction to the book. “Not right now, anyway. No, not today. So, what about Pa? Willy? Here you have it.”

Spare’s release has sparked a major debate (and several extremely funny memes) about whether or not Prince Harry has lost his accumulated goodwill.

The world praised his marriage and defended him even more after he and Meghan revealed to Oprah how difficult (and racist) life was in the royal family.

This is the time to take your Netflix deal, make a couple of elephant documentaries, and retire in Montecito as the multi-millionaire you are — not to release a Freudian nightmare of a memoir.

Source: Rolling Stone, VOR News

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Britain Must Be Ready for War in 3 Years, Warns New Army Chief

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Britain Must Be Ready for War in 3 Years, Warns New Army Chief

The new head of the Army has stated that Britain must be prepared to fight a war within three years.

Gen Sir Roland Walker has issued a warning about a variety of risks in what he calls a “increasingly volatile” environment.

However, he stated that war was not inevitable and that the Army had “just enough time” to prepare to prevent conflict.

He stated that the Army’s fighting capacity would be doubled by 2027 and tripled by the end of the decade.

Gen Walker warned that the Britain was under threat from a “axis of upheaval” in his first speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday.

Among the primary concerns confronting the Britain in the next years, as noted by the general in a briefing, is an enraged Russia, which may seek vengeance on the West for helping Ukraine, regardless of who wins the war.

He stated: “It doesn’t matter how it finishes. I believe Russia will emerge from it weaker objectively – or completely – but still very, very dangerous and seeking some form of retaliation for what we have done to assist Ukraine.”

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He also warned that China was determined to retake Taiwan, and Iran was likely to seek nuclear weapons.

He stated that the threats they posed may become particularly acute in the next three years, and that these countries had formed a “mutual transactional relationship” since the war in Ukraine, sharing weaponry and technology.

However, he stated that the path to conflict was not “inexorable” if the UK re-established credible land troops to assist its deterrent strategy for avoiding war.

In his speech, he described his force of slightly over 70,000 regular troops as a “medium-sized army” and made no direct call for additional resources or men.

However, he pushed the British Army to adapt swiftly, focussing on technology such as artificial intelligence and weaponry rather than numbers.

His ultimate goal is for the Army to be capable of destroying an opponent three times its size.

This would entail firing quicker and farther, he said, aided by lessons learnt from the Ukraine war.

The general’s speech at the Royal United Services Institute land warfare conference comes only one week after the government began a “root and branch” defence review to “take a fresh look” at the challenges facing the armed services.

Defence Secretary John Healey launched the assessment, describing the existing status of the armed forces as “hollowed-out” and stating that “procurement waste and neglected morale cannot continue”.

According to the most recent Ministry of Defence (MoD) numbers from April 2024, the Britain’s regular Army forces total 75,325 troops (excluding Gurkhas and volunteers).

That figure has been declining in recent years, as recruiting has failed to match retention. The previous Conservative administration lowered the planned headcount from 82,000 to 72,500 by 2025.

Members of the NATO military alliance have agreed to spend at least 2% of GDP on defence by 2024, but several countries are unlikely to fulfil this goal.

The Britain presently spends 2.3% of its GDP on defence. Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has previously stated that the defence review will include a “roadmap” for increasing this to 2.5%, however he has yet to provide a date for this promise.

Source: BBC

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Katie Ledecky Hopes For Clean Races At Paris Olympics In The Aftermath Of The Chinese Doping Scandal

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PARIS — Katie Ledecky is looking for clean Olympic races. On Wednesday, Hope had pretty much reached her limit.

The American swimmer hopes to add to her six gold medals as she competes in the 400, 800, and 1,500 meters at the Paris Games. Her program starts with the heavy 400 on Saturday, featuring Ariarne Titmus and Summer McIntosh.

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Katie Ledecky Hopes For Clean Races At Paris Olympics In The Aftermath Of The Chinese Doping Scandal

The 27-year-old Katie is competing in her fourth Summer Olympics, but the first since a doping scandal involving almost two dozen Chinese swimmers who tested positive for a banned chemical before the Tokyo Games — yet were permitted to compete with no consequences. The controversy has raised serious worries regarding the effectiveness of anti-doping initiatives.

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“I hope everyone here is going to be competing clean this week,” Ledecky claimed. “But what truly counts is, were they training cleanly? Hopefully this has been the case. Hopefully, there has been worldwide testing.”

The International Olympic Committee has expressed concern over the ongoing US investigation into possible doping by Chinese swimmers. While awarding the 2034 Winter Olympics to Salt Lake City on Wednesday, the IOC urged Utah officials to do whatever they could to stop the FBI investigation.

“I think everyone’s heard what the athletes think,” Katie added. “They seek transparency. They want more answers to the remaining questions. At this point, we are here to race. We are going to race whoever is in the lane next to us.

“We are not paid to conduct the tests, so we trust those who follow their regulations. That applies both today and in the future.

 

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Katie Ledecky Hopes For Clean Races At Paris Olympics In The Aftermath Of The Chinese Doping Scandal

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London Heatwave Alert: High Temperatures Set to Soar to 29C Next Week

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London Heatwave Alert High Temperatures Set to Soar to 29C Next Week

As the summer holidays begin, London may experience an official heatwave with temperatures reaching up to 29 degrees Celsius.

The Met Office predicts a long period of sunny and dry weather for London after a soggy spring and summer.

After a cloudy day on Saturday, temperatures are expected to reach 27C on Sunday, with lots of sunlight.

On Monday and Tuesday, temperatures are forecast to peak at 29 degrees Celsius. Monday is forecast to offer more sunlight, while Tuesday may see some gloomy weather.

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Temperatures are expected to remain in the high 20s next week, with lows of approximately 18C.

According to the Met Office, a heatwave is “an extended period of hot weather relative to the expected conditions of the area at that time of year, which may be accompanied by high humidity.”

In the United Kingdom, a heatwave is proclaimed when daily temperatures meet or surpass a certain level for at least three consecutive days.

In London, the heatwave threshold is 28 degrees Celsius.

The Met Office reported that the UK is experiencing hotter and wetter weather on average due to climate change.

The UK experienced its warmest May and April on record this year, despite damp and dismal conditions in many areas.

According to the Met Office’s State Of The UK Climate 2023 report published on Thursday, the UK experienced historic levels of extreme weather last year.

In the United Kingdom, 2023 was the second warmest year on record, bringing storms, flooding, strong heatwaves, and rising sea levels; only 2022 was warmer.

It was 0.8°C higher than the average from 1991 to 2020, and 1.66°C higher than the 1961 to 1990 average.

However, 2023 will be a “cool year” in comparison to 2100, based on the planet’s warming trajectory.

The government’s plan to adapt to the hazards presented by climate change is currently being challenged in the High Court by campaigners who allege the Tory administration’s July 2023 National Adaptation Programme (NAP) fails to adequately address 61 concerns.

Source: The Standard

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